A little help on the way

I have been in limbo for a while. You see a friend of mine is pegnant. It seems like ages because the due date took forever to come. Then it passed and the baby still isn't here. Now I am thinking what a lazy little boy. He doesn't want to come out. Anyways he's been two weeks over due so they are inducing today. I am so scared for her because all I can think about is the pain and the tearing and the crying and the pressure LAWWWD HAVE MERCY!!!!! I hope she makes it through okay!
Now on to other stuff my best freind has been stressing about her ACCA exams for the longest adn she finally passed...now to get the big bucks. I need fi move in wid she casue boy mi still deh yah pon the struggle. Naw get nuh fur' der than mi nose. Pray that I get into Columbia....and while you're at it a new JOB would be nice....likkle more